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Not The Best Car In The World

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published: 14 October 2014

duration: 33' 19"

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Richard Porter & Zog.

#233 How we’d change Formula E  to make it better. We try to answer the question, what is the best car in the world? Plus Sniff Petrol on hover cars, Nico Rosberg and Pastor Maldonado. Plus new On Speed Music “I Just Don’t Get Formula One”.

 

Shitkickin Gareth Jones

Gareth S#!tkickin' Jones- I Just Don’t Get Formula One

I’ve been following NASCAR
For more than 30 years
I got burned skin
A beer belly
And deafness in my ears.
I love stock-car racing
Until the race is done
I love all sorts of auto sport
I just don’t get Formula One

Those European guys
With their European wives
European sensibilities
Transcontinental lives

But when they speak on TV
I don’t get a thing they say
Coz they got funny foreign accents
They look miserable today.

I took my boy to Indy
To watch them in a Grand Prix
They drove around the wrong way
Like a bunch of dicks
They over paid and now they’re over here.
I just don’t think they were sincere
Didn’t even kiss the yard of bricks.
         
They don’t chew tobacco or cuss or spit or fight
They don’t even look like us
(But Juan Montoya might)
They’re so un-American 
Probably don’t even own a gun
I love all sorts of auto sport
I just don’t get Formula One.

I love all sorts of auto sport
I just don’t get Formula One.
Perhaps when Mike Shcumacher marries his sister
Then I’ll understand Formula One™.

It would take Mike Schumacher to marry his sister
So I’d understand Formula One™.

Let’s go to Long Beach boys.

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Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones

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