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Greth & Zog do Bond

The Name's Jones...and Zog.

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published: 17 April 2014

duration: 46' 17"

Presented by: Gareth Jones & Zog

#220 Bond In Motion Exhibition. Gareth and Zog tour the largest collection ever of vehicles that have appeared in James Bond films. We study the cars, aircraft and water craft that star alongside 007 and ask: could they really do that?

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See when Gareth rode on 2 wheels like Bond did in Diamonds Are Forever

"The Spy Who Lapped Me" first appeared in in 2007

James Bond – ”The Spy Who Lapped Me”

(Hondapussy)
You are quick in all the corners, but quicker on the draw,
Your espionage is excellent, your aerodynamics poor.
Lap times are important when you are racing for your life
Those documents left in the Xerox machine; you had to blame your wife.

The Spy Who Lapped Me
The Spy Who Lapped Me
The Spy Who Lapped Me

Girls and gold, and diamonds, intrigue sometimes heaven
Checked into a hotel in Monte Carlo… in room 007.
He is always gathering data, on and off the track
He will out qualify you, don’t deny he’ll stab you in the back.

The Spy Who Lapped Me
He overtook me
His word is not his Bond, he'll take the win and then he’s gone.

When we are racing I will always refuse
a chance to let him overtake
Coz he stole the design for my rear diffuser
My front wing and my brakes.

The Spy Who Lapped Me
The Spy Who Lapped Me
He overtook me, yeah

I guess you think this tale is new cause it’s shocking and dirty
But there were British Grand Prix spies, telling lies, way back in the 1930s
Every lap they drove like Gentlemen, played fair and kept it clean,
But when they left the track at night, the work was dark, surveillance unseen.
The Nazis had Mercedes, Brit Dick Seaman at the wheel
Benoist, Williams and Wimille, all worked for the SOE.

The Spy Who Lapped Me
The Spy Who Lapped Me
The Spy Who Lapped Me
He overtook me
The Spy Who Lapped Me

Secrets lies and flexible floors
Secrets lies and flexible floors

You only pit twice
The Spy Who Lapped Me
He overtook me
The Spy Who Lapped me.

(Written and produced by Gareth Jones & Zog)

Astonishing vocal talent Steve Allan Jones

 

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