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TheScum

Is It True?

published: 20 April 2008

duration: 28' 12"

Featuring: Gareth Jones, Zog and Richard Porter

#054 Sex, drugs, hair and motorsport, Max Mosely gets in a pickle with the papers and a Ferrari gets a hole in the nose. Formula One haircuts and facial hair, should Robert Kubica go for the National Haircut of Poland? And why do Heidfeld, Coulthard, Button and Alonso all have some kind of facial hair at the moment? there is a very good reason, and, could this the reason why Lewis isn’t as quick as he could be? And what is Ferrari’s long–term master plan to breed success and what is our plan to save Super Aguri? Plus The Pit Shop Boys are back; performing “Eddie Irvine Lives In My Wardrobe”.

Pit Stop Boys

Pit Shop Boys - Eddie Irvine Lives In My Wardrobe

A few weeks back I came home from work
I tried to hang up my coat
When I heard from inside my wardrobe
A distinctive Irish brogue.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
It's inconvenient for me
Why does he want to sleep amongst my jumpers
When he owns lots of property?

Just last night I tried to hang up a shirt
It was something he would not let me do
Though he did add if I was Michael Schumacher
As usual he would let me through.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
It's inexplicable to me
Though I did once read that he slept in a toolbox
When he worked at Ferrari.

Yesterday I went to fold up some sweaters
Two journalists were in the way
They'd come round to hear that middling talent
Go on about how he's great.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
He's inconsiderate to me
Yesterday I found a massive speedboat
On the shelf where my pants should be.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
It's insufferable to me
On Saturday he had Eddie Jordan over
They were drinking 'till half-past three.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
It's unhygienic for me
Yesterday I got out a pair of trousers
There was a johnny stuck to the knee.

Eddie Irvine lives in my wardrobe
It's irritating you know
At least next year he'll be replaced in my wardrobe
By Rubens Barrichello.
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Richard Porter: Writing, Singing and Instrument Programming
Gareth Jones: Additional lyrics, Additional Keyboards Backing Vocals and Mixing

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