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Big Audi Dynamite

It Is What We Are And What We Are On About

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published: 01 November 2012
duration: 28' 06"

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Richard Porter and Zog

#186 Richard’s dog chooses a car, Zog mixes up a chemical solution and Gareth investigates Bloodhound SSC’s attempt to reach 1000mph on land. Sniff Petrol on medicine, dogs and cars. Plus new music as Big Audi Dynamite perform Rocket Science.

 

Big Audi Dynamite

Big Audi Dynamite - Rocket Science

You take a chassis
Make it lighter
Add an engine
You’ve built a fighter

Make it lower   
Give it more power
Run it, and test it for hour after hour

There’s no magic
There’s no voodoo
To make it quicker
Just depends on  what you do

It ain’t exactly rocket science
…But it’s close
It ain’t exactly rocket science
    …But it’s close

Manage the air going over the car
Make it suck like a Dyson
Make that sucker stick to the tar
The very idea’s enticing

There’s no magic
There’s no voodoo
To make it quicker
Just depends on what you do

It ain’t exactly rocket science
…But it’s close
It ain’t exactly rocket science
…But it’s close

<Toaster/Rapper>
We give it good suspension
And we see it  hopping
We don’t worry about the brakes
This car’s not for stopping.   
There ain’t no mystery how to make so much it quicker
No secret fuel
No go faster sticker
Not even writing on the side with italic graphics
You just can’t change the laws of physics

You take a chassis
Make it lighter
Add an engine
You’ve built a fighter
Make it lower  
Give it more power
Run it, and test it for hour after hour

There’s no magic
There’s no voodoo
To make it quicker
Just depends on what you do

It ain’t exactly rocket science
…But it’s close
It ain’t exactly rocket science
…But it’s close

Written performed, produced and mixed by Gareth Jones

© Gareth Jones 2005-2012