#069 Singapore GP, how to stop drivers
going over chicanes, snakes, dragons and knives in F1. Automotive
Stockholm syndrome. What are you driving? Richard in a Land
Cruiser V8 Diesel and Zog in praise of Skoda. Is space the
final frontier? Gareth Spends a fortnight in a massive Peugeot
Expert Tepee. "Now This Is What We Call Some Songs Gareth
Made Up For The Purposes Of This Sketch". Plus an all-new
GJOS tune; White Van Man.
Now This Is What We Call Some Songs
Gareth Made Up For The Purposes Of This Sketch
Richard Cliff – Quick Everywhere
Wide, wide through the hairpin
High as the revs will go
Deep, deep, and then turn in late
Keep the throttle low
I‘m quick and I’m gifted
As quick as my team can bear
I’ve gotta warn ya’
I’m fast in the corners
I’m quick everywhere
Love Rifles – Safety In the
UK
Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha
I am the anti-stall
I am the tyre wall
Got a HANS device
I’m going to wear it
You only live once, you don’t live twice
Coz I wanna race in safety .
Alan Cost – Changes Of (Car)
Everybody’s changing pace now
Slowing down not speeding up
Selling Golfs to buy a Prius
Trading Rabbits for a pup
They don’t really need a hybrid
I’ve got a better notion
Trade your GTi for a Volkswagen
Polo Blue Motion
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Gareth Jones On Speed - White Van Man
Luton Daily
Goods in Transit,
Relay, Connect, Scudo, Acty
Super Carry Stuck in Trafic,
Doblo, Convoy, LDV
White Van Man
Doing 80 on the motorway
White Van Man
Sitting on my tail
He’s so close I smell his breath
I hope his brakes don’t fail
White Van Man
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
Picking fights with motorcyclists
Running through a red light, most of the time
“How’s my driving?” written on his back
door
“Your driving’s shite mate!” written on
mine
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Man Van
As a handyman, he not that handy,
Everything is what he lacks
The intellect of Peter Andre
And the sexual appeal of a Bedford Astramax
White Man Van
He likes footy and a bit of kicking
Never stops for meals
Won’t slow down the clock is ticking
Goes round roundabouts on two wheels
White Man Van
Little Rascal, Sherpa, Sprinter,
Vento, Inca, Ducato
Expert, Master, Boxer, Partner
Caddy Carry, Berlingo,
White Van Man
Bongo, Combo, Bonus, Boxer
Courier, Midi, Tourneo
Vanette, Convoy, L300
Kangoo, Pilot, Fiorino
White Van Man
Dispatch, Nemo, Escort, Canter
Transporter, Corsavan
L200, C15,
Vivaro, Arena, Astravan
White Van Man
Maxi, Maxus LT, Vito
California, Interstar
Hi-Ace, Caravelle 400
Crafter, Extra, Movano
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
Written performed & produced by Gareth Jones
